Title IX

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Tilt your screen back .

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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