How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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flavin's head

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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10inch nice

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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