Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What do you call an arab ?

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Jovan

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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