- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

you see theres this guy.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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