- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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