- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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