What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...