Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

anti jokes are really funny

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Ask me if im a tree? No

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Sex

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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