Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Penis

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Anti Joke

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