- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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