- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I asked her where you were.

i have yougurt mit traktor

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Rush Limbaugh

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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