- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

kieran is a homosexual

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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