- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anyone can post anything.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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