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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

miha kako si?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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