ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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