your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Ily bae

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

kieran is a homosexual

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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