A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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