- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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