- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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