- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

haha black people :D

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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