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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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