- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Penis

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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