- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call an arab ?

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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