- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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