Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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