- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Justin Bieber

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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