- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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