What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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