What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

mikey is cute

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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