- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

miha kako si?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Knock knock It's open, come in

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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