How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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