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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Obama lin Baden.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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