- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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