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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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