How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

2 black kids walk into school

how do you win a game try your best

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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