I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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women's rights

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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