- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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