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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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