- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

BIG MAC'S

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

irish man drinking john smiths

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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