- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

salad days!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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