Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A Fat Kenyan

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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