- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Roses are red, yup.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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