So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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