Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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A fat guy!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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