Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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