what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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