I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Gay republicans

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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