- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A fat guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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