Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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penis. nuff said.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Balls

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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