- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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