- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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