- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Immigration Laws

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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