- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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