- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

say it ten times fast: oh

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Jordan is pregant

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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