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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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