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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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