- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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