your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Click here for free sandwich.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Albert your flies undone.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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