- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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