- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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