What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why so serious ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...