Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

I'm HIV positive.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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