When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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