Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Click here for free sandwich.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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