Get up Look in the mirror

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

WNBA

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

girls basketball

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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