Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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