- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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