- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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