- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Yo mama so fat.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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