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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Asian women drivers...

CAVE JOHNSON.

mexicans fishing

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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