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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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