Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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