- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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