What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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