- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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