What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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