Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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