How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Your mam is so fat.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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