- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Please don't shoot me

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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