What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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