What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Dwarf Shortage

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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