- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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