- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Boob

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What is my name? I dont know

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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