How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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mikey is cute

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Pickles

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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i like turtles

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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