- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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