- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What is my name? I dont know

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

PENIS lol

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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