- Anti Joke

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor