- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Please don't shoot me

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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