- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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