- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Caroline Kelly.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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