- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

you give like i give lomain

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

The New York Giants

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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