- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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