- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

knock knock come in

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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