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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.