- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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