- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How about that airline food?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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