- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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