- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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