- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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