- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny