- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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