what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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