Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Stephen Hawking

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Knock knock come in.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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