Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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