- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

An Asian person drove home safely.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

How High is a Chinese man

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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