- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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