If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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You sick fiend

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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