- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How you know when dislextic

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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