- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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