Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Katy Perry

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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