a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Everybody will die

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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