- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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