- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

The WNBA

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

mitchell palmer sucks

Male leadership.

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