roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

nice tits.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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