- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Wait! hundred billions!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Praise Paisley

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

im gay

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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