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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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