A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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