- Anti Joke

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Terry has ebola

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight