- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

knock knock go away!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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