Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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