- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What comes after 23? 24.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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