- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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