What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Obama lin Baden.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

13 =B you just learned something

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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