- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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