Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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