- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

batman has diarrhea

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

the redsox

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Ready for something funny? nothing

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Vaginal secretions

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??