- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Who is it?

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

bronson watt walks into a bar.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Immigration Laws

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's your blood type? Red.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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