- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Cancer.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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