- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Women's Rights

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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